Noah's Ark

Everything we need to know about life, we can learn from Noah's Ark :-)

1. Don't miss the boat.
2. Remember that we are all in the same boat.
3. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
4. Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you
   to do something really big.
5. Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to
   be done.
6. Build your future on high ground.
7. For safety sake, travel in pairs.
8. Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on
   board with the cheetahs.
9. When you're stressed, float a while.
10. Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by
    professionals.
11. No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's
    always a rainbow waiting.
12. Not everybody is always welcome. In Noah's case, the
    woodpecker might have to go!